What does a curmudgeon look like?

Below is my extremely lovely GIF. I am on the left, in case you had to ask.

The credit (or blame) goes to my friend Les Perkins. The GIF is cropped from a Perk Special PhotoShop-manipulated picture that shows me in a bathing suit, wearing an apron, brandishing a hand mixer over a bowl of whipping cream, with one leg cocked in coy fashion. That GIF was used for a run of unauthorized Tshirts that putative friends of mine wore to an offline gathering. The caption: "Butch or femme? You be the judge!"

Two Bubbas

My Alter Self

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